A couple of months ago I was promoted to the top Gold class at training school, what a satisfied sausage I am! They finally got round to presenting me with my Silver certificate for graduating from middle class, it was like my own mini Oscars ceremony.

Here’s all my certificates so far, I told Mum it won’t be long until she’ll need to get me a whole display cabinet just for all my awards alone. Or I could do what all the Hollywood stars do and display them in the downstairs toilet, I’m sure Mum won’t mind.

(whilst standing on a podium) I’d like to dedicate this award to my Mum for her persistence in taking me to class even when I was tired and for making sure I practiced at home (I’d rather watch Eastenders though), to Dad for making sure I got cuddles when I got home after a hard class and thank you to all my friends and family for their support, I wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for all of you.

Next stop, gold!

Dach’s all for now –

Jeffrey the (super) achieving Dachshund x