Something strange has been going on in our house, there have been bits of fluff everywhere, limbs hanging off and a general air of mystery hanging over us.

Some of my favourite toys have been murdered, we just cannot work it out and I keep finding my toys just lying there, all helpless and inside out. Whoever it was has been on a real rampage, ears have been ripped off…

Tails pulled from the body…

And their voice boxes removed, probably so we couldn’t hear them screaming squeaking…

But the neck breaking was pretty severe!!

But all is good in the world, Mum was Doctor Toy Fixer and got to work with putting their insides back in and stitching them up. I obviously assisted as Nurse Jeffrey (a very manly nurse that is) and oversaw the surgery, checking pulses, holding the scalpel, very technical stuff however I’ve watched Casualty a few times so I pretty much know what I’m doing. Sort of.

Tools ready, time for surgery.

After a couple of tense hours (well, half an hour really) everyone was stitched up, it was touch and go a couple of times but they all made it.  Mum says the patients need a couple of days rest and relaxation before they will be fit enough to play with me again but I’m sure with my nursing skills they will be fine in a day or so. Or maybe an hour or two.

All I need to do now is find the criminal who did this…

Dach’s all for now – the mystery continues…

Jeffrey x