Everyone knows I’m what you call a ‘chilled potato’ maybe sometimes even a ‘lazy log’ due to the long shape and brown colour of my body, I can be a lazy sausage. Fact. I believe you shouldn’t stress too much, you should enjoy life and above all else, chillax when the opportunity arises.

It started from a young age…

I like to kick-back on a designer bed…

Even if I am just that little bit too tired to quite make it onto said designer bed…

Mum says a bomb could go off and it wouldn’t wake me when I’m in one of my ‘chillax’ moods, you could build a house around me and I wouldn’t even notice, apparently.

Sometimes it’s just comfortable to chill out in your underwear…

Or under a cushion or two. That’s normal, isn’t it?

The feel of a furry rug on your back is always a nice sensation, one which I can never resist…

Adding sun into the equation is always a bonus, kills two birds with one stone if I can top up my tanned bits and think about the squirrels running around…

Sometimes I like to keep one eye on my social media whilst I unwind after a long day…

It’s always nice to put your paws up with friends, sometimes, quite literally…

But it’s nice to know that your friends will check on you when you’re having one of these lie-back-and-contemplate-life-and-where-the-next-Bonio-is-coming-from-moments when it looks like you’re so relaxed you’re not breathing anymore…

Dach’s all for now – go and have a snooze, it’ll be worth it!

Jeffrey x