The title says it all for this one, we’ve found you some pants! And not just any old pants but sausage dog print pants!

These aren’t just for the girls this time, you can actually treat those sausage dog loving men out there too! So first up is pair of ladies briefs from Primark…

They fit a wirey bottom rather well…

They are navy blue with a cream lace trim and cream sausage dogs (of the smooth Alan variety) printed all over them.

We picked these up in-store from Primark for the bargain price of £1, which means you can do what my Mum did and buy a pair for every day of the week…

Or use then to tame your wirey dogs hair, I can’t say I approve of this use…

The next pair we found are much more my style…

Mum says I pose like a male model, I said don’t be so silly but if you’d like to call me Jeffrey Beckham then be my guest…

These are for the boys out there who like to wear their sausage on their sleeve, so to speak…………

A pair of boxers from Pringle, black with white sausage dogs printed all over…

Very smart! We got ours from ASOS for £10 however they can be found in other stores.

Dach’s all for now – off to get my bikini line trimmed…….

Jeffrey x