So Mum came back with this today from some shop called Primarni?! The brown paper bag said Primark (all dachshund Mum’s please note – this bag is the perfect size for a sausage to have a little dig in) so I think she was trying to be all posh.

I’m pretty sure that this print wouldn’t just suit any old person, it has to be someone privileged enough to be a sausage parent!

Cute huh? Mum tried it on for me and kept pointing at herself shouting SAUSAGE in a deranged way but I’m thinking it would suit me better as either –

a) a classy sleeping blankie (hmmm, silky…)

Or

b) a cute little dress for party time and such important occasions? (p.s my birthday is coming up…)

What do you think?!

Dach’s all for now!

Freddie x