Over the Easter weekend my Auntie Shelley had some European guests staying with her and of course, the gang and I were the best host’s! She had some very cute and very rugged French Bulldogs, called Binky and Fletcher.

I had touched up on my Le Francais and introduced myself to Binky wearing a garlic necklace, a beret and woofing ‘je m’appelle Jeffrey the Dachshund’ even though Harvey said I should have said ‘vous les vous coucher avec moi’ but I was unsure what it meant, something about wanting to borrow my bed or something?

Anyway, I asked her if she had ever French kissed a German to which she replied Non! Maybe not such a sweet French Fancie…

(from left to right) Me! (obviously!), Hattie, Rodney, Harvey, Binky, Fletcher

Dach’s all for now – off to brush up on my French…

Jeffrey x