We’ve found some sausage dog print pants for you ladies and of course, we had to model them!

Some may say that they are a bit feminine but they are blue after all and I’m perfectly comfortable with my sexuality. Sometimes.

Even Alan wanted a piece of the modelling action, he believes that if I’m the David Beckham of the dachshund underwear modelling world then that would make him David Gandy, I suppose a pup can dream…

Apparently these new pants are an ‘improved fit’, I think this also applied to a certain sausage dog who recently had certain ‘bits’ removed…

I’m an old hack at modelling boxers, pants and such like so this was an easy shoot for me, you may remember the centrefold contest I entered HERE, so I gave Alan a few tips on how to look sultry and sexy, I think he got it, kind of.

But all this modelling lark and looking handsome for the ladies is tiring work…

You too can treat yourself to a pair of these bargain pants from Primark for £1.50

Dach’s all for now – look out for me in the ‘Calvin Klein for dogs’ advert…

Jeffrey x