Ok, this was Mum’s find, not mine. Honest. This dachshund shaped bag is by Mantaray at Debenhams and is completely girly. I can’t even pass it off as man bag for my ‘essentials’.

It would just about hold a couple of small things, your phone (for ringing your manager), lip balm and money – perfect for a night out with the lads girls.

I can’t even look at you whilst this photo was taken, this is SO not me but a blogging sausage has gotta do what a blogging sausage has gotta do…

If you can’t tell, this is me ‘trying’ it on for size, note my reluctance, even I don’t think I can pull this off. Ever. I did try and get in touch with my feminine side, she just wasn’t coming out today.

If you are a lady and fancy treating yourself to this little bag, then you can get it HERE Even better news, it’s in the sale for £18!

Dach’s all for now – I’m off to drink some beer and watch football…

Jeffrey x